First of all, HEY THERE. If you don’t already know who I am,
my name is “Angela”, and I enjoy the metal. I used to write for a few websites
such as Reign In Blonde and MetalSucks. I also have been known to get blackout
and make an ass of myself. Fuck you, don’t judge me. ANYWAY, Brutalitopia has
graciously invited me to come and make a mockery of all things metal on their
website, and I couldn’t be more excited to upset all of you. With that
said….let’s get to it, bitches.