Well, the streak had to end sometime. After eight consecutive weeks, I'm
sure you were all so, so sad to open your computers or phones and see that there
was no Durf's Weekly Workout last week. I feel terrible for letting you
all down, but on the other hand, after getting a vasectomy because two Durflings
is plenty, I really wasn't in any shape to workout anyway. Which is
fascinating to me; I've never once thought about my balls while doing a bench
press or deadlifting, but it turns out that exerting yourself can put some
stress on your scrotum (if you're a dude), and so after getting the ol' Satan
Worsnipping Doom, you gotta lay low for a bit. And while I
could have spent my time laying around with swollen balls listening
to music and then writing about it, I instead landed on a steady diet of THC/CBD
gummies and alternating college basketball with episodes of
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I have no regrets. But
this week, I'm feeling good enough to (cautiously) resume my workouts, and get
back to jamming tunes in the garage.
