I’ve spent most of my life in this state, and was born in
the city of Detroit some 28 years ago. Frankly, I’ve always hated this place.
There was never anything to do but go bowling or destroy property. Oh, and get
drunk. Anyway, after I gallivanted to the east coast for college, I found
myself back in the Mitten (thanks, out of state tuition). But hey, when life
gives you lemons, chuck them at innocent passers-by, amirite!?
