You'd think I'd start a list of topics for these intro blurbs, instead of just
waiting for some half-assed (and occasionally whole ass) inspiration to fire a
shot across my bow. But no, if I think of something fun to write about
while I'm at work or driving, I follow that thought up with one about how if
it's good, I'll remember it later. So now I'm sitting here trying to
write something entertaining, and it's all just non-starters. I've
really become enamored with golfing lately? Who cares; everyone has
hobbies. The Durfette went to a Happy Hour with some work friends the other night, and I
managed to put BOTH Durflings to bed successfully? I mean, that's one hell of
a flex, so it sort of fits the whole "workout" theme of these posts, but
nobody really wants to hear about me singing "Ten Little Dinosaurs" until my
throat bleeds, so that's out. Even these two ideas are just feints, my
futile attempts at drumming up something interesting to talk about, clearly to
no avail. So, I dunno, you guys wanna talk about stretching routines, or
how "Dragula" is pretty much the greatest pop song in written history?
