Friday, June 21, 2013

We'll Do it Live Fridays: Escaping the Misery that is a Heat Championship

I mean, seriously, fuck the Miami Heat.  I hate them more than I've ever irrationally hated a sports team before; the whining, the bitching, the winning... it just all got to me.  So in order to not hate life, I set about trying to find some live jams to make me realize that everything's going to be ok.  This is a realization that only the cold light of day can bring; Mick will attest that twelve hours ago I wanted to throw up R.E.M.'s "Everybody Hurts" and call it a day... but no.  I won't let LeBron flatten my psyche like he flattened Manu's (seriously, what the FUCK was that guy doing?!?!), so here's a pair of rocking live performances to fire you up and make you remember that life isn't always depressing... even when a balding asshole is the NBA Finals MVP.

Metallica - "Master of Puppets" (from 1989!)

Forget everything that happened post-S&M (and for a few years before) and just bask in Metallica being awesome back when there was no discussion about it.

Meshuggah - "The Mouth Licking What You've Bled/Soul Burn"

Fuck yeah; don't you just want to fight some stuff?!?!  Don't you feel better about life?!?!?!  Doesn't the pain seem like a distant mem... I'm sorry guys.  I can't do it.  I'm still really, really bummed.

R.E.M. - Everybody Hurts

I'm just going to watch this for the rest of the day.  You folk have a great weekend.

- Durf

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